Category Archives: catalog crappe


I got a catalog from April Cornell in the mail last week. Have you ever seen this one? It’s page after page after glossy page of women wearing light floaty dresses in pastels and florals. They’re all having tea parties … Continue reading

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Spring insanity

I was clicking around on Polyvore this morning when I saw this outfit: Tweet

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I was reading a magazine recently and discovered that there’s something I’ve been doing wrong for the past 35 or 40 years. Y’all, apparently I don’t know how to sharpen a pencil. Neither do you. It would appear that the … Continue reading

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Seasonal reminders

With the autumnal equinox just a few weeks away, since about last February I have been getting catalogs just chock-full of clothes that are must haves or this fall’s hot trend or blah blah blah. After months of heat and … Continue reading

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Imaginary problems

I got another one of those catalogs in the mail the other day. One that tries to sell fake solutions for imaginary problems to us women. Luckily, I’m here to debunk these myths, because obviously most women aren’t smart enough … Continue reading

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