Remember last summer when I told you about my prospective date with Barack Oboyfriend? Well, another opportunity has presented itself in the form of a fundraiser that George Clooney is hosting at his place on May 10.
While most attendees — high falutin’ Hollywood types and other bigwigs – will be paying $35,000+ to attend, two spots have been reserved for
just me regular folks like us. All you have to do is click here. While a small donation is appreciated, you don’t have to give anything to enter.
Naturally, I threw some of my money at Barack Oboyfriend
73 times because I love him and want him to use the money to buy me a corsage for our date.
Oh wait, campaign funds cannot be used for romantic purposes. Just ask John Edwards. Okay fine. I don’t need gifts from my Oboyfriend. That’s why I have my Ohusband. Or maybe Oclooney will get me something sparkly. I’ve heard he knows how to shop for women.
Anyway, I am SO ready for this date. Because I know that Oboyfriend himself will draw my name and then call me to tell me the good news.
Jen and Pete take Hollywood. Heaven help those poor people.