I didn’t watch the Oscars last night…
… but apparently, it was important for the entire world to know that Angelina’s right leg was in attendance last night.
In other news, my second husband was also at the Oscars last night:
I’ll forgive him this infidelity because let’s face it, kissing an Oscar winner is a major life event. If I’d been there, I’d have probably lost my head and planted a big wet one on Meryl too.