Something new landed in the Jenworld mailbox the other day — a catalog called The Pyramid Collection: Myth, Magick, Fantasy & Romance. Based on the title, as well as some of the rather unusual articles of clothing on the cover, I was intrigued.
Okay, actually, I was delighted, as I knew that this could very well turn out to be a blog post.
And I was right, oh so right.
In fact, I was so delighted by the items within the pages of the catalog, that I had to limit myself to how many different products I could discuss. I’ll go with ten.
Let’s start with this:
If I am ever invited to a wedding at Stonehenge, I am definitely wearing this.
Capes must be big with the Pyramid Collection’s demographic, as they have a whole cape section within their clothing offerings, so you can pretty much cover all of your velvet cape needs.
If I am ever cast as Endora in a remake of “Bewitched”, I am wearing this dress and these shoes:
I’d like to suggest that Stevie Nicks wear this outfit on the next Fleetwood Mac tour:
“Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night…”
For those of you who like to go all out for the Renaissance Faire, you’ll be pleased to know that this website has some offerings for you:
[Yes, I know that I've just mixed up historical eras, but that doesn't seem to stop the Renaissance Faire types.]
I’m kind of partial to that last outfit myself, particularly as I have a hankering this morning to wear headgear with striped horns and a sparkly veil. It would match pretty well with the freaking tutu. I’m not sure how aerodynamic the horns would be for running, but I guess I could give it a try.
The catalog also has men’s Renaissance Faire offerings, including those loose white flowing shirts that camouflage less-than-perfect bodies that don’t have time for exercise, due to the large amounts of time spent playing World of Warcraft. Alas, they don’t have children’s clothes, so we here in Jenworld will not be able to get a family’s worth of costumes.
Fantasy costumes are, naturally, a large part of the catalog that I’m holding my hands. You know — slutty pirate, slutty witch, slutty slut, and so forth. (There are also a number of S-E-X toys available, including underwear with a battery-operated component AND a remote control, but I’m going to withhold comment on that.) I like this fantasy costume and think it should be used for the Esmerelda character the next time Disney does The Hunchback of Notre Dame on Ice:
And on that note, I’ve hit my ten item limit and am going to restrain myself from further commentary. But there was so much more that we could have covered, including the Victorian-era stuff, the New Age-y stuff, the steampunk stuff, the African stuff (not sure how it fits into the theme…), the vampire stuff… the list goes on and on.
Hopefully, today’s shopping post has been helpful to you and you’ll find something useful, such as for a Wiccan wedding.
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