This guy:
… is having a birthday.
Happy 42nd birthday Daniel Craig!
Now, some of you might remember my post last week about the continuing situation with the glacier on my roof. Buried in that post was a reference to CPR and a link. That link led to this:
Under the photo, it reads: Daniel Craig’s 3rd nipple is visible in this photograph. It was airbrushed from the Casino Royal film.
Well, THAT got my attention, I tell you. I decided to do more research and Googled “daniel craig third nipple.”
People, I came up with nothing. Zilch. Nada.
And believe me, you can find anything online about actors’ deformities, including Darryl Hannah’s missing fingertip.
[I'm not kidding. Go look it up.]
But I am a determined person and I was hell-bent on discovering the truth. I decided that my research needed to involve photos, lots of them.
Luckily, my second husband Mr. Craig likes to vacation at the beach, so I was able to find lots of paparazzi photos of him as-is (no make up, grooming, or apparently continuing sessions with a trainer).
Here’s what I found:
I made the photos nice and big so that you could research this matter appropriately. You’re welcome.
See that? No third nipple.
I rest my case.
I suppose it’s possible that he had some sort of nipplectomy, but I’m guessing not. I think that the photo with the purported third nipple was either photoshopped or there was just a weird shadow.
In related news, I have decided to preemptively divorce Daniel, as I have a thing about tattoos, especially great big ones that look like Rorschach tests. For me, that is a deal breaker.
[Except for you Pete. If you come home with a tattoo -- and I know that is highly unlikely -- be prepared to stay married to me but have to remove said tattoo, even though it would probably involve surgery and a skin graft.]
And if the tattoo weren’t bad enough, it appears that Daniel wears a necklace. Hell to the N-O.
Let’s just hope that this guy is un-inked and un-blinged:
And I think that we call can agree that Jennifer Firth is a far better name than Jenny Craig.
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Jen Firth does sound better than Jen Craig. Sigh! But does Daniel Craig get the boot because your name doesn’t mesh? He is the best Bond in a generation.
Tattoos are a dealbreaker, eh?
I would be willing to bet that Colin does not have one, but I wonder where he would if he did. Hmmm.
We have so much in common! No tats and no necklaces (no earrings either, eeek!) I hate most men’s bare feet because they don’t take care of them and they are gross. I have only seen 2 pair of pretty man feet in my life if that tells you anything. LOL
Now see, I like that Mr. Craig has a tat. He seems like a guy you could bring home to mom, but with a little bit of the bad boy I enjoy.
Oooh, and Lady Jennifer Firth sounds even better. Re: Daniel Craig, though… would the guy really be walking around shirtless so much if he was rocking a full-on third nipple? Doubtful.
I know I’m not the target audience on this post, but I have to confess that I don’t get why people think Daniel Craig is hot. If you put him in a Manchester United replica jersey and plopped him in Orlando, he’d look just like any other middle-aged Brit there.
I do think he does a good job as Bond, though.
More Daniel for the rest of us!
Thanks for researching the nipple.
Excellent picture of Mr. Firth, but I believe I will continue to carry a torch for Mr. Craig. I’m a tat girl myself…he may need to lose the necklace though.
“Jennifer Firth is a far better name than Jenny Craig”
Word. Heh. You made me spit coffee at my computer LOLing.
Yeah, I never saw you as Jenny Craig. It sounds sort of trashy. But Mr. Firth is spoken for, madam. Unhand him NOW!
Bwahahahaha…..my Photoshopped pictures of my fiancé have worked according to plan. (And the single tattoo was much easier to add digitally than the pair of matching giant skulls with snakes coming out of the eye sockets that I was originally considering. Run off to be with Colin (like in my other picture), and leave Daniel where he belongs. With me.
Step of Colin, lady. He’s mine. You can have Jeremy Northam.
You better not go near Matt.
Well all y’all can have both of ‘em. Not my cup of tea. I much prefer this guy:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/david%20boreanaz/alien4112004/David%20Boreanaz/6angel0531.jpg?o=294
Okay, I’ll settle for Daniel. If I must. Nipples, tats and all.
Just so you know. I Goggled ‘Daniel Craig thrid nipple’ and you post was the item on the list.
I really shouldn’t type and talk at the same time.
That should’ve said “I Googled ‘Daniel Craig third nipple’ and your post was the first item on the list.
Dear Jen’s/My Pete,
We women don’t expect you to understand our affection for Daniel Crag. Just revel in the knowledge that I’ll always think you’re cute and would never ditch you for a hunky Brit.
Love,
Jen
That? Was a funny post.
go to YouTube and type in Craig Ferguson (stay with me, I have a point) the screen will show Malinky2Stoatir, click on that. This is the #1 YouTube station for all things Craig Ferguson (stay w/ me) click on Malinky’s link, you’ll get to her page where she posts all things Craig Ferguson, and ALL of his LLS. If you type in Colin Firth, you will get the LLS interview that he was on. It’s worth watching! It was less than a month ago.
Violet Firth sounds even better, dontcha think??
While I am not opposed to one or two tasteful tattoos (not an oxymoron, mmm-k?), I feel certain that Mr. Firth is of the British ilk that would never mark his body in such a way.
Julie, I remember Craig Ferguson when he was Bing Hitler. I have one of his comedy albums on VINYL, that’s how long ago I bought it!
Jen, its fine that you don’t want Daniel. My name is Jenny also and I’ll be happy to have him as my second husband:) I love him, tattoo and necklace and all.
Laughed out loud when I read your two possible “married names”!!!!
Speaking of Colin Firth – saw A Single Man two weeks ago – fantastic movie. You’d really like the house he lives in too
While you’re watching these guys – I’m watching Tommy Flay and Emeril – no sessions with a personal trainer for me – but I need it