Dear Richard the Hair God,
THIS is the photo of Katie Holmes I was trying to tell you about today:
See? Someone needs to stage a Hair Intervention and I think you’re the Hair God for the job. Now we just have to figure out how to infiltrate Tom Cruise’s inner circle without you actually having to convert to Scientology. Also? Please note I cut that whack job who’s married to Katie out of the photo.
Thank you for the great hair cut today! I puffy heart it!
XO, Jennifer
Updated to add: No, I’m not going to post a photo today, no matter how many of you ask. Sorry. I’m not having a good skin week and it’s bad enough walking around with this face, much less posting here for more people to see. Truly. If it’s bad enough that I’m hiding behind my sunglasses in stores, then be happy you’re not seeing it.

Photos of the new ‘do, please!
Ditto what Suzanne said!
Yes, I want pictures purlease!
YAY for hair gods!
No pictures of your own new hair?? We want to see!
I’ve been having a bad hair day since 2003.
I’m sure you look wonderful, even w/o photographic evidence.
My hairdresser is going to be shot next time I go in. Love the new cut and colour – hate the product he talked me into buying. I don’t do crunchy.
I want your hair god’s logistics.
I’ve got curly hair (No. Make that afro hair on a white chick with freckles and glasses. Doesn’t that make your hair curl?) In humid weather like we’re having I look like a poodle, with freckles and glasses.
I like you hair even if I can’t see it.