Monthly Archives: January 2008

If any of you ever wants to do something nice for your children or some other loved ones… … and you decide to make rice krispy treats… … and you get the notion to use colored marshmallows… … such as … Continue reading →

Bad news: I believe I have a stomach bug. Strike that. I KNOW I have a stomach bug. Good news: It’s not the throwing up kind — my issues appear to be located mostly in my lower G-I tract. Luckily, … Continue reading →

As I mentioned recently, the third graders have been working on science projects — basic physics. Yes, in elementary school. I’m beyond impressed. The student had to design either a playground or an obstacle course using six simple machines (lever, … Continue reading →

Dear God/Yahweh/Allah/Xenu/the Divine Goddess/Etc., Thank you so much for giving me girls. Girls who do not do stuff like this. Stuff that could possibly involve orthopedic surgeons and time spent in traction. Stuff that makes me want to vomit when … Continue reading →

Can someone please explain to me how people — and by people, I mostly mean women, but also Zack Efron and Marilyn Manson — seem to know all about makeup and styling hair and whatnot? This is a serious question. … Continue reading →