Ransom note

A message to my brother and sister-in-law:

WE HAVE YOUR SON’S TIGGER:


DO NOT CALL THE POLICE.

TIGGER IS SAFE AND UNHARMED. (AND NOW CLEAN. HE SMELLED LIKE BABY DROOL. BLECH.)

PAYMENT: BRING THE BOY TO OUR HOUSE BY NOON ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, TIGGER GETS IT.

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14 Responses to Ransom note

  1. Jennifer says:

    *snort*

    :-)

  2. Josie says:

    LOL
    Love it!!
    I have used similar methods to get my hands on my godsons.

  3. blackbird says:

    DEAR LORD I HOPE THEY COMPLY WITH YOUR EVIL DEMANDS.

  4. Mommi Tutu says:

    I LOVE it – that’s one way to get them to visit! Tee hee ! At least it wasn’t a woobie he couldn’t sleep without . . .you’re saving that one for later, aren’t you?

  5. Mrs. G. says:

    Thanks for my morning laugh. You are so twisted in all the right ways.

  6. erin says:

    Is that a blindfold on Tigger? Ha! All that’s missing is a newspaper with today’s date!

    I hope they meet your demands!

  7. Kristin says:

    Kidnapping & Ransom – A game the whole family can play!

  8. Badness Jones says:

    Gah! I was just about to post you a very witty comment when Bad unplugged my computer! If your brother won’t comply with your demands, please feel free to borrow Bad.

    Please…somebody….borrow my son….I promise, he’s really cute and sweet….please?

  9. Bunny Bunster says:

    Love the blindfold!!

  10. countrymouse says:

    What Mrs. G said! So twisted in all the right ways ; )

  11. Lisa@Take90West says:

    You crack me up!

    You are one ruthless negotiator!

  12. kalurah says:

    this is TOO funny!! :D

  13. Kareer Woman says:

    That’s hysterical!!!

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