Monthly Archives: December 2007

We’re on a mission from God*

The Mother Ship called me home and I have lived to tell the tale. As I mentioned yesterday, I daytripped to IKEA! with the ever fabulous Melissa. It was an arduous journey, but we survived and brought home Swedish goods … Continue reading

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My credit card is cringing in fear

The Mother Ship has called me home. Melissa (the other half of the Dynamic Duo of Shoe Shopping) and I are hitting the road for some Serious Shopping. We’re taking my minivan AND Pete’s helping me fold away / remove … Continue reading

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Reunion

Graceful and Elegant are back from their vacation at “Club Grand.” To retrieve our children, we met up with my mother at a town halfway between hers and ours. As luck would have it, there’s a wonderful children’s museum that’s … Continue reading

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Over the river, through the woods, and up a big ass mountain

Over the river, and through the wood,(and down the highway)To Grandmother’s house we go; (people, she will always be known as Grandma Ass on this blog)The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh (horse = Pete; carry the sleigh … Continue reading

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What is she planning?

I just found the following list on the front of our fridge, written by Graceful: Essential Gear For GB Swiss army kniferope and twinebungee cordCompasssafety pinsduct tape Is she planning a life of crime? Or perhaps spy training? Some sort … Continue reading

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