The secret life of American Girl dolls

I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I have several theories:

  • Felicity just raised the ante by $5 and Samantha countered by throwing in the bike that Santa brought her this past Christmas.
  • They’re counting their drug money.
  • They’re pooling their resources so they can flee the country tonight.
  • They’re counting their night’s earnings and are about to give their pimp, Curious George, his cut. You can’t see it, but C. George is sitting in a chair in the corner, wearing a sombrero, bandanna, shiny necklace, and poncho. (I am not making this up.)

(This is really and truly how I found the dolls last night.)


2 Responses to The secret life of American Girl dolls

  1. Happy Working Mom

    That is hilarious! You never know what a couple of little girls might be up to!

  2. When their heads start spinning and they begin to speak and foam at the mouth, run, don’t walk, to the nearest office of the American Girl Doll Exorcism Protection program.