Maybe I’ll get her a safari hat and vest

For so long, Graceful has adored animals. She wants to live on a farm when she grows up and be a vet. She’s clearly an animal lover. She’d never hurt an animal, and would definitely hug most of them if given the chance.

Today, however, I’m looking at her in a new light.

Graceful was sitting at the table, eating a bowl of cereal, and reading about pandas.

Graceful, “You know, pandas would be pretty easy to catch. They’re pretty docile and don’t have sharp teeth.”

Jen, “Actually, I don’t think I would want to be bitten by a panda.”

Graceful, “Yeah, but we could use tranquilizing darts.”

My daughter, the poacher?

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