Monthly Archives: March 2007

Elegant wrote the following in her Family Message Journal this week: Dear Family, This week in school I learned about George Washington Carver. He was a plant Doctor. He was a peanut man. He made more than 300 things out … Continue reading →

In some countries, punishments for crimes are tied to whatever crime was committed. For example, stealing is punishable by cutting off the thief’s hand. Or, adultery leads to being stoned to death. Murder results in hanging or the firing squad. … Continue reading →

Graceful wants to be a vet when she grows up. She was planning to heal all animal types: domestic, wild, and exotic (such as zoo). So it was with great dismay that she learned that she’ll ultimately have to specialize … Continue reading →

A few weeks ago, I wrote heer about having one of my fillings fall apart, with the result that next week I will be having a gold inlay permanently affixed to one of my molars. Since I’m going to have … Continue reading →

Some of the insults hurled recently by the children of this household: “You’re selfish!” “Oh yeah? Well, you’re spoiled!” [That's pretty much the elementary equivalent of "yo' mama"...] “Interrupter! You’re an interrupter. Stop interrupting me!” [Then the big guns come … Continue reading →