Monthly Archives: February 2007

The girls will need jobs to pay for their addiction.

The new American Girl catalog came in the mail yesterday. If you are related to, or at least acquainted with, girls between the ages of six and ten, you understand what this means. A new AG catalog is essentially porn … Continue reading

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DNA and saving the world

It’s funny how DNA works. When a couple is expecting a child, they speculate endlessly over what it will look like. Blonde hair or brown? Blue eyes or green? Tall or short? After the baby is born, the new mother … Continue reading

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I have an advanced degree from Motherhood University.

The girls had dental appointments this week. Everything looked good and we were pleasantly surprised to find out that Elegant has not one but TWO loose teeth. Whew. Finally. She was starting to think it would never happen and so … Continue reading

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Gangsta Mama, part 2

I went to the dentist today to have my broken molar dealt with. It’s amazing how much I didn’t know before today. When I went in last week, they neglected to tell me that this would be a 90 minute … Continue reading

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Wash on Monday, iron on Tuesday, churn on Wednesday…

I love a clean house. I find it almost painful to live in dirt and clutter, so every day I clean, pick up, organize, and whatnot. Yes, one could speculate all sorts of things about my mental state and throw … Continue reading

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